As I mentioned the other day my wife is out of town for a few days for work. I’m sure you can just imagine what it must be like for a dashing, sexy, super famous guy like Stevey P to be once again a bachelor on the loose. I bet you envision night life, me sitting up in the VIP room popping bottles, surrounded by tons of friends and hot women all wanting to be with me. My phone blowing up with texts and phone calls all hours of the day and night. I bet you all picture me staying out till 4:00am living life to the fullest. Ummmmm well, not exactly. This was me at 9:00 last night. Pretty wild huh? Fuck you, don’t judge me!